What Do Dancing Goats, Red Berries, and Magic Power Coffee Have in Common?
By Sydney Roman | Category: Food & Beverage
Coffee was discovered by an Ethiopian goat herder in 800 A.D. when he noticed his goats refused to sleep at night and danced around a shrub filled with bright red berries.
He deduced that the goats ate the red berries, causing the goats to prance and act excited like a girl feels when she buys a new General dildo.
The shepherd tried the berries, which contained coffee beans, and experienced the first known java buzz. He graciously shared his berries with local monks to help them stay awake at night for their chanting and praying vigils.
Fast forward to 2010, a new exotic coffee made of Goji Berries, horny goat weed, and ginseng make men and women aroused for mind blowing sex. Magic Power Coffee is a natural mood synthesizer causing you to move mountains like a sexual superhero. You need Magic Power Coffee like you need air. Jordan Sparks song sums it up about the love potion. “Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air. Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air. It’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there. It’s no air, no air.” Magic Power Coffee creates the love spell that gives you air.
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10 Comment(s)
By Crockett | Reply
Great story, Sydney! LOL…those goats knew what to do to party like it was 1999. I love it!
By Jennifer | Reply
Thank goodness Magic Power Coffee is not the coffee that’s pooped out from an animal like some specialty coffees in Indonesia…otherwise your red berries are dingle berries.
By Jeff | Reply
I don’t care for coffee but those pictures are awesome! More lounging in bed!
By Lena | Reply
I’d like some of that Magic Power Coffee and the hot half naked guy, please.
By Sydney Roman | Reply
Thanks, Crockett.
By Sydney Roman | Reply
LOL, Jennifer. Kopi Luwak is worth a try.
By Sydney Roman | Reply
Okay, Deal! Saturday is bed day.
By Sydney Roman | Reply
ROTFL, Lena. I wish I knew the hottie man but I probably would keep him for myself.
By Freddie | Reply
This seems much easier to sell than the video on demand as it’s an actual product. I like that I can sell Magic Power Coffee at my retail store, online, or word of mouth. I feel more comfortable talking about this as opposed to sex videos.
By Juniper | Reply
I was worried that my husband would have to take Viagra as he has troubles with getting erections. I’ve tried the penis pump to cure hi erectile dysfunction, but I don’t like it because he comes too quickly. I found your website and bought a 12-pack. He drank it for breakfast and we made love for four hours!! That hasn’t happened for 10 years! The taste is great and it has totally changed our sex life for good! Just wanted to say thanks, Sydney. See you at the clubs.